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  • Audrey With Rose Chapeau and Long-Tailed Hummingbird on Gold Leaf

    Audrey With Rose Chapeau and Long-Tailed Hummingbird on Gold Leaf

  • Audrey With Blue-Capped Finches and Floral Chapeau on Gold Leaf

    Audrey With Blue-Capped Finches and Floral Chapeau on Gold Leaf

  • Audrey With Pink and Green Iris Chapeau on Gold Leaf

    Audrey With Pink and Green Iris Chapeau on Gold Leaf

  • Table Talk: Masturbating to Madonna Does Not Make You a Lesbian

    Table Talk: Masturbating to Madonna Does Not Make You a Lesbian

  • Table Talk: Dickless but Not Dumb

    Table Talk: Dickless but Not Dumb

  • Table Talk: When You Masturbate to Prince You Are Still Alone

    Table Talk: When You Masturbate to Prince You Are Still Alone

  • Table Talk: Nothing Tastes as Good as Skinny Feels

    Table Talk: Nothing Tastes as Good as Skinny Feels

  • Work Hard Eat Carbs Spend Money Part Deux

    Work Hard Eat Carbs Spend Money Part Deux

  • Table Talk: You Can Not Unsuck a Dick

    Table Talk: You Can Not Unsuck a Dick

  • "I Am a Rich Man" Tea Party

    "I Am a Rich Man" Tea Party

  • "What the Fuck" Tea Party

    "What the Fuck" Tea Party

  • "Stop Talking" Tea Party

    "Stop Talking" Tea Party

  • "Moustache Rides 10 Cents" Tea Party

    "Moustache Rides 10 Cents" Tea Party

  • "Posh Twat" Tea Party

    "Posh Twat" Tea Party

  • "Swearing Will Help" Tea Party

    "Swearing Will Help" Tea Party

  • Human Resources Says I Can’t Say Making Money Makes Me So Wet.

    Human Resources Says I Can’t Say Making Money Makes Me So Wet.

  • Fat Chicks Buy Their Own Birkins Part Deux

    Fat Chicks Buy Their Own Birkins Part Deux

  • Miss Muffet Became Warren Buffet and Stacked Up Her Own Money Honey

    Miss Muffet Became Warren Buffet and Stacked Up Her Own Money Honey

  • Trophy Wife Members Only Luncheon

    Trophy Wife Members Only Luncheon

  • Back Up the Brinks Truck

    Back Up the Brinks Truck

  • Uptown Ladies at Lunch

    Uptown Ladies at Lunch

  • Things Could Be a Lot Worse

    Things Could Be a Lot Worse

  • I Do Not Cook I Do Not Clean I Do Not Fly Commercial Part Deux

    I Do Not Cook I Do Not Clean I Do Not Fly Commercial Part Deux

  • Please No Fake Orgasms and No Bad Credit

    Please No Fake Orgasms and No Bad Credit

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