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They Were Eating Caviar and Shopping in Paris. I Was Eating a Donut and Watching Squirrels Fuck on My Front Porch. Mission to a Happy World Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos Were Blasting off to Space. I Was Drinking Champagne Waiting for My Edible to Kick In. Jeff Bezos Was Headed to Space in a Penis Rocket. I Was Eating Cookies in Bed Higher Than a Hippie in a Hot Air Balloon. They Were Trolling People on the Internet. I Was Planting Flowers in My Garden. Elon Musk Was Headed to Space on a Dick Rocket. I Was Naked in My Pool Higher than a Giraffe’s Ass. They Were at the Met Ball. I Was Eating a TV Dinner Naked on My Sofa. They Were Eating Soufflé and Taking Selfies at Versailles. I Rubbed One Out, Took a Nap and Ate Some Cake with a Spork. They Were Drinking Champagne on a Gulfstream. I Was Naked in Bed Eating Cake with My Dog. They Were on a Yacht in Italy. I Got Lice at Six Flags in the Valley.
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