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I Am Not High Maintenance. I Am Expensive. 2 Everything Is Not Fucked Cock Crazy and Drug Hungry Thou Shalt Watch Out for Skunks and Aliens I Believe in Fat Bottom Girls and Jesus Please. Do Not Give Drugs to the Drunks. We Are the People Our Parents Warned Us About You Didn’t Go to Harvard and You Ain’t Famous. Now What? Today Is the Youngest You Will Ever Be Your Lack of Planning Does Not Constitute My Emergency Please Stop Talking Dear Champagne, Your Hole Is My Goal. I Am Not High Maintenance. I Am Expensive. 1 It Ain't Gonna Eat Itself Sweetie Grind Like You Are on Commission. I Do Not Cook, I Do Not Clean, I Do Not Fly Commercial The Harder You Work, The Luckier You Get What Is Wrong with Us Will Be Fixed by What Is Right with Us Everything Is Not Fucked Forever. Shit Happens. Push Back Your Hair and Move On. You Can’t Please Um All The Rosé Will Wash Your Sins Away Don’t Let the Bastards Grind You Down I Am Just a Squirrel, Trying to Get My Nut Stop and Smell the Fucking Roses A Maid in the Living Room, a Cook in the Kitchen and a Whore in the Bedroom Don’t Hate Me Cuz You Ain’t Me It Ain’t Over Till the Fat Lady Sings Please Get Your Shit Together I Am Not High Maintenance. I Am Expensive. Still Life I Would Not Piss on Your Birkin If It Was on Fire Do Not Mistake My Kindness for Weakness You Don’t Look Fat. You Look Crazy.
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