Meet Dana. She currently nests above a salon that specializes in anal bleaching. She can lip-sync “Genie in a Bottle” perfectly and, when intoxicated, performs the Footloose dance flawlessly. Her guilty pleasures are donut holes and bowls of Cap’n Crunch, and yes, she is one of those nasty bitches who drinks the milk. Not commonly known: she is a nervous bird. She spends much of her time seriously constipated because she thinks the other birds are talking about her. The irony is that she pees on herself every time she sneezes. Her song of the summer is “Swish Swish,” but she likes to fuck to “Despacito.” Her favorite cocktail is a nice big glass of Shut the Fuck Up, and her drug of choice is Ambien. This bird should be approached with caution. Although seemingly harmless, her passive-aggressive tendencies can be dangerous.
Dimensions: 12 x 12in | 30.48 x 30.48cm on 3in | 7.62cm gallery-wrapped canvas - acrylic paint and mixed media covered in heavy resin.
