Meet Mary Kate. Her tennis group calls her the Kegel ’cause she needs to loosen up. She is beautiful, NO DOUBT. She is the kind of bird that gets naked at the gym just to show off in front of the other birds. She always lotions up her legs before she flies out of the house and she never leaves the nest without cleaning her diamonds. She can drink gallons of chardonnay and always has a stash of Ritalin and Xanax. She listens to Sam Smith super loud and only flies around high-end shopping malls. She is passive-aggressive as fuck and whines about her nanny to the other birds. Her man has been fucking a yellow finch for years, but she can’t leave him, or he will take her credit cards. She doesn’t like to eat in public because she’s trying to lose three pounds. She is a VERY beautiful bird, but beware. She can attack unexpectedly and completely unprovoked. Admire from afar.
Dimensions: 12 x 12in | 30.48 x 30.48cm on 3in | 7.62cm gallery-wrapped canvas - acrylic paint and mixed media covered in heavy resin.
