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  • MAAAJOR POONTANG!  A tisket, a tasket...this is one fun, happy Basket... I collect lil' baskets and totes and I thought this would be so fun for a picnic, boating or the market, or any type of wildness you might like a basket for...
    MAAAJOR POONTANG!  A tisket, a tasket...this is one fun, happy Basket... I collect lil' baskets and totes and I thought this would be so fun for a picnic, boating or the market, or any type of wildness you might like a basket for...

    "Major Poontang" Seagrass Picnic Basket

    Regular price $ 1,885.00
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  • Porcelain Thought Jar: featuring a self-portrait of Ashley Longshore on one side with "Meth and Toothbrushes" and Ashley Longshore Signature on reverse-- silicon sealed lid reads: "Just Say No" in Ashley's handwriting.
    Porcelain Thought Jar: featuring a self-portrait of Ashley Longshore on one side with "Meth and Toothbrushes" and Ashley Longshore Signature on reverse-- silicon sealed lid reads: "Just Say No" in Ashley's handwriting.

    "Meth & Toothbrushes" Thought Jar - Just Say No

    Regular price $ 265.00
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  • "Monette" Porcelain Dessert Plates
    "Monette" Porcelain Dessert Plates

    "Monette" Porcelain Dessert Plates

    Regular price $ 595.00
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  • Ashley Longshore decorative box with animal and nature-themed design featuring koalas, flamingos, and trees.
    "Monkey Business" Lacquer Box

    "Monkey Business" Lacquer Box

    Regular price $ 365.00
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  • "Moustache Rides 10 Cents" Tea Party

    "Moustache Rides 10 Cents" Tea Party

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  • "My Dirty Mind" Sticker Book
    "My Dirty Mind" Sticker Book

    "My Dirty Mind" Sticker Book

    Regular price $ 42.00
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  • Porcelain Thought Jar, featuring a self-portrait of Ashley Longshore on one side with "There are no cookies in here" and Ashley Longshore Signature on reverse-- silicon sealed lid reads: "Lies"  in Ashley's handwriting.
    Porcelain Thought Jar, featuring a self-portrait of Ashley Longshore on one side with "There are no cookies in here" and Ashley Longshore Signature on reverse-- silicon sealed lid reads: "Lies"  in Ashley's handwriting.

    "No Cookies" Thought Jar - Lies

    Regular price $ 265.00
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  • "Politics Are a Drag" Brain Snatch
    "Politics Are a Drag" Brain Snatch

    "Politics Are a Drag" Brain Snatch

    Regular price $ 39.00
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  • "Posh Twat" Seagrass Picnic Basket
    "Posh Twat" Seagrass Picnic Basket

    "Posh Twat" Seagrass Picnic Basket

    Regular price $ 1,885.00
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  • "Posh Twat" Tea Party

    "Posh Twat" Tea Party

    Regular price $ 10,000,000.00
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  • "Ransom Fuck" Trinket Dish
    "Ransom Fuck" Trinket Dish

    "Ransom Fuck" Trinket Dish

    Regular price $ 145.00
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  • "Riding Dirty" Glass Ornament
    "Riding Dirty" Glass Ornament

    "Riding Dirty" Glass Ornament

    Regular price $ 55.00
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  • "Roar!" Glass Deco Tray
    "Roar!" Glass Deco Tray

    "Roar!" Glass Deco Tray

    Regular price $ 295.00
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  • "Serving Cunt" Cake Sculpture
    "Serving Cunt" Cake Sculpture

    "Serving Cunt" Cake Sculpture

    Regular price $ 3,300.00
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    "Serving Cunt" Linen Apron

    "Serving Cunt" Linen Apron

    Regular price $ 360.00
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  • "Shit Sandwiches" Thought Jar
    "Shit Sandwiches" Thought Jar

    "Shit Sandwiches" Thought Jar

    Regular price $ 265.00
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  • "Stop Talking" Tea Party

    "Stop Talking" Tea Party

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  • "Swearing Will Help" Tea Party

    "Swearing Will Help" Tea Party

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  • "Take Your Pills Pay Your Bills" Cake Sculpture
    "Take Your Pills Pay Your Bills" Cake Sculpture

    "Take Your Pills Pay Your Bills" Cake Sculpture

    Regular price $ 2,310.00
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  • "Vasectomy Money" Thought Jar - Nut Balls

    "Vasectomy Money" Thought Jar - Nut Balls

    Regular price $ 265.00
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  • Set of four white linen tea towels laid out on a table, each featuring humorous phrases and artwork by Ashley Longshore — including dogs, a rose, a gemstone, and a bear — with embroidered artist signatures. Pink and red floral arrangements are placed above the towels.
    Set of four decorative towels with various designs and text on a white background

    "Well-Mannered Bad Influence" Embroidered Linen Tea Towels

    Regular price $ 250.00
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  • "What the Fuck" Tea Party

    "What the Fuck" Tea Party

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  • "Work Hard. Eat Carbs. Spend Money." Video Print | Infinite Objects
    The good news is you can make your OWN damn money and buy whatever YOU want!! Be expensive baby…. You deserve it… Work hard and you can have whatever you please….. from my “Letters and Thoughts to My Therapist” series and brought to life with this beautiful video print by Infinite Objects!!! YAY! Total Measurements: 8.4 x 5.8 x 1 in | 21.3 x 14.7 x 2.5 cm Screen Measurements: 6.02 x 3.34 in | 153 x 85 mm | 7" Diagonal IPS LCD Display Resolution: 16.9 | 1024 x 576 px Comes with Mag-safe style USB Power Cable

    "Work Hard. Eat Carbs. Spend Money." Video Print | Infinite Objects

    Regular price $ 850.00
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  • A circular vegan leather clutch bag with the word 'YES' written in multiple colors on a purple background, featuring a contrasting zipper and a signature on the back.
    "Yes" Vegan Leather Bag

    "Yes" Vegan Leather Bag

    Regular price $ 250.00
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