• Set of four white linen tea towels laid out on a table, each featuring humorous phrases and artwork by Ashley Longshore — including dogs, a rose, a gemstone, and a bear — with embroidered artist signatures. Pink and red floral arrangements are placed above the towels.
  • Set of four decorative towels with various designs and text on a white background
  • "Well-Mannered Bad Influence" Embroidered Linen Tea Towels | *Preorder
  • "Well-Mannered Bad Influence" Embroidered Linen Tea Towels | *Preorder
  • "Well-Mannered Bad Influence" Embroidered Linen Tea Towels | *Preorder
  • "Well-Mannered Bad Influence" Embroidered Linen Tea Towels | *Preorder
  • Set of decorative towels with humorous sayings and images, placed on a surface with flowers in the background.

"Well-Mannered Bad Influence" Embroidered Linen Tea Towels | *Preorder

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*THIS ITEM IS PREORDER & WILL SHIP BY 11/28/25

Witty words, beautiful linens, and a POP of ART.
Bring humor, charm, and unapologetic personality into your kitchen with my Linen Tea Towel Set. Made from soft linen, each towel features one of my favorite sayings paired with element from my artwork — from sparkling jewels and dramatic bears to loyal pups and bold blooms.
Perfect for drying dishes, wrapping fresh bread, lining a bar cart, or stealing the show at your next dinner party. These towels aren’t just functional — they’re frame-worthy.
Includes sayings like:
  • “This Ain’t No Way to Behave” (with two mischievous pups)
  • “May We Be Who Our Dogs Think We Are” (with a single rose)
  • “I Am Not High Maintenance — I Am Expensive” (with a pink gemstone)
  • “Does a Bear Shit in the Woods?!”* (with a roaring bear)
Details:
  • Set of 4 linen tea towels
  • Original Ashley Longshore artwork and embroidered signature
  • Size: approx. 20” x 28”
  • Made from 100% linen — durable, absorbent, and quick-drying
  • Machine washable; line dry recommended
  • Perfect for kitchens, hostess gifts, or statement décor
Add a little luxury to your dish duty.

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