Meet Carol. Carol lives in a nest outside of a condo building located between an Applebee’s and a karate studio. Carol is VERY aggressive and will take off her shoes and earrings and get all up in your face. She thinks leggings are pants. She drives a 2003 Toyota Corolla. She has a bumper sticker that says, “CAUTION: I Go from Zero to Horny in 2.5 Beers” and another that says, “Sorry for Driving So Close in Front of You.” Carol is a self-defense expert and is currently writing a book called 500 Ways to Kick Someone in the Balls. She sleeps with a pot of boiling water on the stove in case someone breaks into her condo—she can throw the water on the intruder and then give them a swift kick in the ’nads. Carol’s favorite band is Danzig. Her favorite naughty snack is Vienna sausages with Cheez Whiz. Carol thinks underwear is a marketing scam. She also watches Wheel of Fortune every day at 6:30 p.m. and screams at the television when people don’t know the answers. Caution: Carol is an extremely volatile bird. I would be seriously careful around her.
Dimensions: 12 x 12in | 30.48 x 30.48cm on 3in | 7.62cm gallery-wrapped canvas - acrylic paint and mixed media covered in heavy resin.
