Meet Fernando & Steve. They live in a nest above a gay bar called OZ. They are fun as hell and throw the best parties. They have a closet full of housewarming gifts for their friends that range from Diptyque scented candles, Hermès ashtrays, and the best lube in the world that won’t damage Frette linens. They have also been known to send a glitter bomb to uptight neighbors who don’t approve of their colorful lifestyle. Steve is a partner in a law firm and wears a three-piece Tom Ford suit every day. He gets a boner every time he hears Josh Groban. He is in perfect shape and could crack a walnut with his ass cheeks. Fernando is a brilliant designer and has his own lifestyle brand called parTy and a bedazzled T-shirt company called Lil’ Twink. He listens to old-school Madonna, Everything but the Girl, and Cher and could win an Olympic gold medal for his eye-rolling skills. He carries an orange Birkin full of tape measures, vodka shooters, and glow sticks. He pegs his jeans and shouts “coochie for Gucci” at Steve. Fernando and Steve are madly in love and are fun, spectacular birds. They love to dance and love it when the other lovebirds dance on top of the bar with their feathers plucked. They always carry tip money for these birds. They are 100 percent approachable unless you have a camel toe, a bad attitude, or a cheap handbag. Proceed with open arms and a smile. These birds are a favorite!
Dimensions: 12 x 12in | 30.48 x 30.48cm on 3in | 7.62cm gallery-wrapped canvas - acrylic paint and mixed media covered in heavy resin.
