Meet Mary Pat. Mary Pat is a 4.0 on the tennis court. She does Kegels during spin class to keep her shit tight so her hubs won’t run off with Mary Kate. She gags on her husband’s dick so he will be the highest bidder in the silent auction to skip the carpool line at her kid’s school for the year. Her man overlooks her Saks Fifth Avenue bill because she gives him a pinky to the second knuckle at least twice a week. Mary Pat is also the fat police; she watches what everyone eats and keeps at least a decade-long catalog of what they have ingested. She has not had carbs since she drank chocolate milk on a Friday in the first grade. She wears heels to lawn parties and chaired the BIG event to save the town’s biggest, most pretentious garden just to show off her own house. Mary Pat drives a G-Wagon and wears athletic wear by day and Hervé Léger by night. BEWARE of Mary Pat. She is a scary, dangerous, high-strung bird that will attack on sight.
Dimensions: 12 x 12in | 30.48 x 30.48cm on 3in | 7.62cm gallery-wrapped canvas - acrylic paint and mixed media covered in heavy resin.
