Rebecca

Rebecca

Rebecca

Rebeccalonius wreckingballius

Meet Rebecca. She lives in a nest by an Anytime Fitness, and she thinks leggings are pants. She has never been to the Anytime Fitness, but she watches the commercials religiously. Rebecca’s nickname is Wrecking Ball. Rebecca likes frozen margaritas and Bagel Bites. She has one star on her Uber rating because she pukes and fucks in the cars—not in that order. Rebecca has never had a bikini wax and sports major side bush by the pool. That’s why her friends call her Wrecking Ball: she kills them every time. She likes guys who wear denim shorts and shave all their body hair. After five drinks and the right lighting, Bang Bang looks like a dove. Rebecca is NOT a threatening bird unless she has had tequila—in which case, approach slowly and do not make direct  eye contact.

Dimensions: 12 x 12in | 30.48 x 30.48cm on 3in | 7.62cm gallery-wrapped canvas - acrylic paint and mixed media covered in heavy resin. 
$ 2,950.00