Meet Sarah Jane. She is so rich that her nickname is Banana. She lives in a nest on the right side of the street in the right part of the city by the CUNTRY CLUB. She lunches every day with some mean old hens. Banana is the nicest one of the bunch, although she is obsessed with watching the food everyone eats and is an expert on what foods will bloat a chick. She is always pecking lint off the other gals’ Chanel suits, and cackles when their Birkins aren’t exotic. She stays in shape by doing Jazzercise every day at 7:30 a.m. after a black coffee and a bowel movement. You always know when Banana is tipsy because she blinks a lot and tosses around her feathers more than usual. She also gets white foam in the corners of her mouth when she drinks chardonnay. Banana has worn Jimmy Choo pumps for the last thirty years. She is an approachable bird but is not fully trustworthy; she is prone to malicious gossip. Proceed with caution. Only tell her what you want EVERYONE to know.
Dimensions: 12 x 12in | 30.48 x 30.48cm on 3in | 7.62cm gallery-wrapped canvas - acrylic paint and mixed media covered in heavy resin.
