Susan

Susan

Susan

Suzielonius spicyshitsimus

Meet Susan. She’s a Taiwan flamecrest, but her friends call her Showtime. She loves to listen to Avril Lavigne really loudly and fly around abandoned Walmarts. She lives in a pecan tree outside of a P. F. Chang’s and dive bombs women wearing Alo. Her favorite late-night snack is a block of cheese and shots of hot sauce. Her favorite TV show is American Ninja Warrior, and she likes it when people fall off the obstacle course. She prefers the “May I Speak to the Manager” hairdo because it “gets more respect.” She drives a Toyota RAV4 and listens to anger management podcasts. Beware of this bird.

Dimensions: 12 x 12in | 30.48 x 30.48cm on 3in | 7.62cm gallery-wrapped canvas - acrylic paint and mixed media covered in heavy resin. 
$ 2,950.00