Meet Tina. Her friends call her Cricket because she loves to wear pantyhose and her thighs make a chirping noise when she walks because they touch. She always wears a Spanx tank top and is constantly on some sort of scam diet. She drives around with a cooler of Jell-O shots to pass out to her friends and a box of dildos to place on the windshield of cars that park too close to her. She drives a pickup truck and has a side business making silk floral arrangements. Her greatest regret is the time she gave a blow job for a Kate Spade bag in college. You will rarely see her eating in public, but late at night she eats pizza and spoonfuls of peanut butter in her Spanx tank top and granny panties by the light of the fridge. This bird is not threatening at all and is considered quite friendly.
Dimensions: 12 x 12in | 30.48 x 30.48cm on 3in | 7.62cm gallery-wrapped canvas - acrylic paint and mixed media covered in heavy resin.
